Well now's your chance to own the motivational, musical wonder:
Lizzy, Won't You Go?
Yes, for just ten easy payments of 19.95 (plus shipping and handling) you will get an inspirational collection of songs, specifically designed to encourage your baby to poop. These songs are including but not limited to:
She'll be poopin' in her diaper when she poops!
Let it flow, let it flow! Just fill up that diaper and go! The wipe's going to bother you either way.
Elvis Presley's: In the NICU
Workin' on a poopie, bearing down, down, workin' on a poopie, whoops! I think something slipped out.
Yes, you can enjoy the poopin' classics like this one:
🎶 I've been workin' on a poopie
All the live long day!
I've been workin' on a poopie
Just to pass the time away
Can't you hear the bells and whistles?
Time to start my TPN
Can't you see my parents waiting
For me to go again.
And they say
Lizzy won't you go?
Lizzy won't you go?
Won't you go in your diaper?
Lizzy won't you go?
Lizzy won't you go?
Then your milk we will pour.
Someone's in the NICU with Lizzy
Someone's in the NICU I know
Someone's in the NICU with Lizzy
Waitin' for her to go!🎶
Don't delay! Call now for this great deal.
1-800HPY-BABY
Some restrictions apply. No guarantees of it working. Every time someone buys one we'll laugh all the way to the bank.
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